25+ Lovely Romantic Funny Quotes for Your Crush

Fantastic and amazing romantic funny quotes for your crush. If your partner is annoyed, just pick the best from below and send to make some joyful moment.

Have a look to these amazing quotes and you will love them.
romantic funny quotesWomen marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
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“Is it okay to kiss you?” he asks.
“What?”
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
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“In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities”
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“True love stories never have endings.” – Richard Bach
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“Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”
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“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies
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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
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“I won’t get struck by lightning?”
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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, “Breakfast be damned, come back to bed.”
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To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
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Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions?
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The fact that she made this beeline for me both warmed my soul and made me want to turn around, walk out the door, and find a cliff to fling myself off of.”
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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“Life Is Too Short–So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion.”
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Love is sharing your popcorn.
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Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
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“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.”
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You may hold my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever.
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here are never enough I Love You’s.
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When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.
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There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach.
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Gravitation can’t be held responsible for people falling in love.

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