Top 20+ Amazing status for whatsapp

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Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.

Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..

The worst disease in the world is fear, and i am AFRAID of it..

Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make…

The most positive men are the most credulous.

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The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.

My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.

Wish good things for others. By observing them attracting goodness into their life, you are opening up your own flow.

I don’t mind being hated.. But i hate being misunderstood…

You may think your light is small but it can make a big difference in other people’s lives…

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Choose the guy who takes you to his house to meet hi sparents, not his bedroom..

If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn’t be fighting for a spot..

A lot of men & women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing..

Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.

Sometimes you have to let go of your fear to catch your destiny…

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coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent

You want know about who is amazing and has the cutest smile Read the first word again

sometimes my fabulous ness even amazes me.

Love your enemies.It’ll confuse them..

Life is simple, we make it complicated.

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Life is good, usually but at this moment, life is amazing.

Wow, who knew life could be this amazing..

A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you.

No surprises, my heart can’t take it.

? Single ? Taken ? Complex Situation

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You never love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful because you LOVE them.

Attraction is the temporary love but love is the permanent attraction just a game of words but makes lot of difference in life.

Rose is flower that loves for an hour! FRIENDSHIP is a tower that lives FOREVER.

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

Every day is a new beginning. Treat it that way. Stay away from what might have been, and look at what can be.

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If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy.

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ? :p

CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.

Contributing to entropy since 1994.

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

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Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)

I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

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Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

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I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.

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Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

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Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

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I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Waiting for wi-fi network.

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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.

May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.

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Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.

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Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.

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My life, My choices, My problems, My mistakes, My lessons. Not your business, mind your own problems before you talk about mine.

You can’t trust anybody these days…you think you have a good friend till you turn around and realize they have the knife 6 inches deep in your back.

I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

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I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

The road to success is always under construction.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

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Born to express not to impress.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

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