Top 15+ Awesome Facebook Status

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If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet.

Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day.

I think eating is my kind of sport.
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Remember when we all died in 2012?

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The older I get, the more understandable Britney’s meltdown seems to me.
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Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended.

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you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidently is the first one to LIKE that status..!! 🙂

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That Amazing Moment..
When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne..
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The HeadphOnes Save Its Life…

When a guy texts a girl “hey stranger”, what he really means is “I’ve recently thought about trying to get in your pants again.”

I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching ‘Night at the Roxbury.’ “Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?”

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Facebook needs a button that’s the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.

Why do I still think that anyone born after 2000 is 4 years old?

If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew
kisses in real life as much as we do in texts…it would be very creepy.

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I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs like being nice to people.

I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.

Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you’ve had enough to eat…

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If I send a birthday text, don’t expect a birthday Facebook post, too, you greedy birthday brat.

I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.

I bought a rug from IKEA that ended up being just a needle and 50 lbs. of thread.

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If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet.

I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.

“I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others’ lives sounds fun!” – How I got out of jury duty Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

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If I can see you, you’ve invaded my personal space.

No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers.

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

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World Cup soccer motto: “Oooh, almost!”

My car doesn’t have a passenger airbag but don’t worry, if we get in an accident all the McDonalds napkins in the glove box will cushion you.

Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day.

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Those kids in the Trix commercials were real jerks.

Why couldn’t they just share their cereal with the rabbit? I think eating is my kind of sport.

When a guy texts a girl “hey stranger”, what he really means is “I’ve recently thought about trying to get in your pants again.”

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I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching ‘Night at the Roxbury.’ “Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?”

Facebook needs a button that’s the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.

Why do I still think that anyone born after 2000 is 4 years old?

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If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts…it would be very creepy.

I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs like being nice to people.

I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.

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Does running late count as exercise?

The more photos you have to untag on Monday = The better your weekend was.

May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I’m considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.

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It’s not that I can’t sleep – I just really need to time to consider EVERY POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN. EVER.

I’m going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance in case I don’t make it.

Do you guys remember how in the 90’s we had a room in our houses called “the computer room”?

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If a woman shaves her legs for you, at least every other day, in the Winter time, it’s Love.

You can find me in the club, asking everyone I came with if they are ready to leave yet.

I never make plans until I know how I am getting out of them. My good friends are bad for my liver.

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I work hard so my dog can have a better life.

Your best friend should also be the weirdest person you know.

That mini-heart attack you have when you check your pocket for your phone, and it’s not there.

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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza…

Life is a confused teacher; first she gives the test then teaches the lesson.

The trick is not let anyone know how really weird you are until it’s too late to back out.

 

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