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The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.

I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?

I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment.

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If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.

I don’t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Better late than never, but never late is better.

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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

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Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers.

God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.

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There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!

Never hate people who are jealous of you but respect their jealousy because they are the one who think that you are better than them…..

Don’t give up the beginning is always hardest..

Be someone else’s sunshine. Be the reason someone smiles today….

Real confidence comes from knowing and accepting yourself – your strengths and your limitations in contrast to depending on affirmaion from others..

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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

Failure is simply and opprotunity to begin again, this time more intelligently..

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

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Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you..

The worst decision you can make is simply no decision at all..

Stay positive some of your best days haven’t happened yet 🙂

LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

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Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.

Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.”

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

If you are here —who is running hell?

Support bacteria —they’re the only culture some people have.

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Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?

There is no dance without the dancers.

Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

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I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW!

Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.

Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.

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Life is a roller-coaster inside of a maze.

Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.

When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, “What are you doing ?!” He replied: “Schweppes: Drink Different..”

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3

Friction is a drag.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

 

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