Top 20+ Crazy Love Status For You

Best collection for Top 20+ Crazy Love Status sms we are sharing with you guys. Here you can find latest and lovely collection of what meaningful and heart touching quotes are. We have shared the most amazing that you want to wish you on this special occasion.

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You are free to be whatever you want. Don’t waste that chance!

Stand up for something.. even if it means your standing alone.

Taking things one day at a time.

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Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

I’m a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I’m crazy about 1 person.

Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.

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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.

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I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

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Being stupid is its own reward.

Press “like” if you are crazy.

They don’t know that we know they know we know.

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You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..

OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet..

Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

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The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…

It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!

Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

 

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I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?

If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?

You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.

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Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”

I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..

When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!

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I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch.

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I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..

People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain the same..

A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.

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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

“””Work less..sleep more..live longer!…..

“”””I wish people looked like their personalities……

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“”Don’t hurt someone who is special in your life…….”

“”People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday……

“The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells
a joke and nobody laughs 🙂

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“”I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get
ready for some crazy shit…….

“”When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they
take it as a joke…..

“”I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……

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“….I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk.

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Hey there whatsapp is using me.

We become what we think about.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover

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Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

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Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

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Person you love is 72.8% water.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

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How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.

my attitude depends upon the people in front of me.

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

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