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It’d rather be dead than cool.

Sometime I dream in my dreams.

Look at you, Mirror not lying.

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Don’t underestimate the power of a crying girl friend.

I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.

I’m trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

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Love is relentless, and so am I.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

Alcohol kills brain cells. But not all of them – only those, which refuse to drink.

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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Toilet paper: highly useful, yet inappropriate as a gift.

At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?

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I’m sorry that I’m not updating my whatsapp status, my cat ate my mouse.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

When people tell me I gonna regret that in morning, I will sleep till noon.

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And for the rest of his life he saw the brick flying at him.

Attitude: I work hard. At avoiding work.

Me, Without You? Are You For Real? That’s Like A Fat Kid Passing Up A Happy Meal!

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Who are you & why should I care.

Here I’m! What are your other two wishes?

I burn Calories thinking about thinking about dieting.

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God Please…if you can’t make me slim….Make my friends Fat.

My husband thinks I’m crazy, whereas he is the one who married me.

After Tuesday, even the Calendar goes W T F.

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Time is precious, waste it wisely.

God made every person different but he got tired by the time he got to China.

I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.

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Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

I’m not saying you are stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we are not real friends.

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Being ugly on the inside should change how you look on the outside.

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Submitted by:

Dylan 1828 Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?

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Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

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Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛

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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉

Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]

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I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good
News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It.
You Can’t Find Something? Mom!

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

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I don’t get older, I level up.

I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.

I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.

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I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.

A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.

The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body cannot store all this personality.

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a truck…

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Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

WHY whenever I sit down to work, someone wakes me up?

The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn’t stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

If you love a woman, you shouldn’t be ashamed to show her to your wife.

 

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