Top 20+ Funny Whatsapp Status For You

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Best collection for 20+ Funny Whatsapp Status sms we are sharing with you guys. Here you can find latest and lovely collection of what meaningful and heart touching quotes are. We have shared the most amazing that you want to wish you whatsapp on this special occasion.

Can’t talk, telepathy only!

Error: status unavailable

Cant walk… vehicles only..

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D

Typing…. (whoever reads your status will think you are typing)

 

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Scratch Here to see my status.

Hey there! WhatsApp is using me.

don’t lie,I speak fiction

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

I’ll finish what I star..

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“I’m a graduate !! Nw thermometer is not d only thing dat hs degrees widout brains”

Hey there! You’re using WhatsApp!

is right here.

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH hai.

Exams in the university are closer than they appear.

 

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Objects in (the) mirror are closer than they appear‘ safety warning engraved on passenger side mirrors of vehicles.

I’m too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?

Hi There ! I am using Facebook!

Status loading……

Why you wanna see my status ? *punch*

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In the toilet…..till this day

Gym? No thanks, I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Can’t WhatsApp, SMS only!

My whatsapp is not working, SMS me instead.

Available when get WiFi Network !!

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I’m on a sea-food diet I see food, I eat it!

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ??

How to write my status?

Available for girls only.

FB if urgent ??

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Available

And they don’t specify for what

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hey there,I am not using Telegram : my current status

I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3

On the other hand…you have different fingers.

Friction is a drag.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

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A man is as young as the woman he feels.

With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.

If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.

“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

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I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. ?

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛

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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

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You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

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Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.

In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!

Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.

Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.

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You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee

Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.

There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!

SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

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So, as you see how lovely these, hang on we have more for you. These are very lovely and your whatsapp will really enjoy and feel your love.

 

At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂

People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ?? :p

I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

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Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.

Contributing to entropy since 1994.

Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

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I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.

I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

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fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.

Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

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Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

To infinity…. and beyond!!!

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

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I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Waiting for wi-fi network.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark

I don’t get older, I level up.

I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.

I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.

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A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.

I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

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