Top 25+ Most Annoying Status For FaceBook

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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

No one ever seems to realize that when someone says, “The last thing I want to do is hurt you,” basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.

 

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If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.

You’re a dude and you’re mad at me for not telling you it was my birthday? Why are we friends again?

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Legally changing my name to Hugh Jass

I’m in my happy place . . . PLEASE DON’T RUIN IT!

I like most people as long as they’re not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.

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i can only please one person a day, and apparently today is not your day… but who’s f*ing day is it?!

I DON’T MEAN TO COMPLAIN BUT MY WEEK HAS BEEN F*CKING AWFUL AND I JUST REALLY NEED TO VENT.

JUST GOT MY NEW BMW I8. WHO KNEW CLUB PROMOTING WOULD GET ME ALL THE WAY HERE. NOT BRAGGING OR ANYTHING; JUST SAYING IF YOU WORK HARD, YOU COULD HAVE ALL THIS TOO. *BMW SELFIE

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I’M SOOO OVER GETTING DRUNK. I JUST FEEL LIKE I’M GETTING TOO OLD TO GET HAMMERED EVERY NIGHT. I’VE GOT SH*T TO DO, YA’LL.

I CAN’T BELIEVE HIM! *SAD COMPUTER-DISTORTED EMOJI* THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! SO DONE.

SO SOMETHING REALLY HORRIBLE JUST HAPPENED. NOT SURE WHAT TO DO…

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NOT GONNA CALL ANYONE OUT BY NAME BUT SOMEONE HAD BETTER WATCH THEIR BACKS IF THEY WANNA TALK CRAP

go ahead and play your little childish games, I have u figured out, I’m a few steps ahead of u, think u can fool me?a sample of your own medicine is on it’s way

If you are going to be offended by other peoples opinions then maybe you should consider keeping yours to yourself

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I’m sorry…I didn’t get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!!

Today is just UUUURRRRGGGGHHH

Ummm has anyone seen my last nerve? Oh wait you are stepping on it!

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getting to the top by back stabbing and throwing ppl under the bus, it’s likely I’ll be pushing u in front of a moving bus; how bout that?

It’s not called being a bitch or misunderstanding.It’s called being realistic. I don’t have time for petty bull shit. I can be gone just as quick as u came back

Why have enemies when you can have friends who will just as easily stab you in the back and lie to your face !!

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is sick of being second on everyone’s list, unless they want something. For once I just wish I was first on someone’s list…

Often we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures, remember when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles 2 frown but only 4 to xtend ur arm and slap th twat! to facebook to twitterto google plus

Thanks alot u said u wouldn’t leave me for them cause they just ur boyfriend and im like a sister buh u have!! thanks a F..bad..ing million

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Can you be a little more specific? If I’m going to have a direct line into God for you He’s gonna want some details.

No I won’t comment back the first place we met and what your favorite color is. I saw what you wrote. I’m ignoring you. You’re a grownup.

Like we should be so grateful. Thank God I’m still here to see and read that you’re still making bad decisions on the regular.

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Can you be a little more specific? If I’m going to have a direct line into God for you He’s gonna want some details.

No I won’t comment back the first place we met and what your favorite color is. I saw what you wrote. I’m ignoring you. You’re a grownup.

Do you now? Someone dost protest too much, methinks.

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Like we should be so grateful. Thank God I’m still here to see and read that you’re still making bad decisions on the regular.

The “Default Picture Update Every Damn Day” (with the same head tilt)
Nope, the Dalai Lama wasn’t caught dancing with the Taco Bell dog to protest Ferguson right before a major baby food recall.

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Get Free 100 Rs.   14th August Pakistan day

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Provide just one stat and I’ll believe you. Just one. And the color of the uniform doesn’t count. You’re foolish. We all know it.

eah, I’m all set, but thanks.

Really? Cuz you were publicly fighting at the bar the night before and I’m pretty sure the c-word was used.

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Yep, we see the extra pair of shoes in front of the fireplace.

We get it. You’ve been places, but I’m embarrassed for you when you checked in at Johnny Rockets.

Over what? This status update?

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First, you’re gross. Second, use this time to travel to the ER and not.

Um, this isn’t Google, dipsh*t. Stop being so lazy. Plus, this makes me question how good you could possibly be at your job.

Nice!  Now go back to binge eating in your dark basement.

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You literally know nothing. We all suffer from secondhand embarrassment for you.

On the Internet, there is an apparent need to brag about how little sleep one gets (often followed by a competitive “Well, I was awake at 5 am!”).

Especially among the younger crowd, staying awake past one in the morning evidently merits such a trophy status to showcase your sweet insomnia.

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Oh, superstitious chain memes. These things have existed since the dawn of e-mail, and probably before that, too. Something along the lines of “post this status” or “send this to twenty people” with consequences varying from never finding true love to painful death by poltergeist.

Okay, you’re hungry. Okay, you might go shopping today. Okay, you just spent ten minutes on the toilet.

I’m sure we all have that friend who really likes the way he or she looks.

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The selfie-addict who is so afraid we’ll forget about them if we don’t see their newest shade of lipstick or cool sunglasses pose, so posts a picture, or two, or five of themselves every day. Their albums resemble a stalker’s basement, with hundreds and hundreds of pictures just of them.

Not dissimilar to the selfie-addict, new parents can get a bit excessive with their baby.

Everyone wants to see a few pictures of your kid, but how many actually have to be all over the Internet? Sometimes, it’s not only newborns.

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who is little more than a we-met-twice acquaintance in real life. Yet I know everything about each boyfriend she has, the breakup drama, the husband, the kids and the divorce.

Not only is all the vague angst kind of weird, it’s uncomfortably reminiscent of junior high school. Sure, on occasion, everyone wants to vent a little.

But when your status resembles bad poetry, and we tend to see the same woe-is-me whining every other day, don’t be surprised when you’re not overloaded with comforting pats on the back.

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What is wrong with just posting what you want to say? These sort of posts just reek of begging for comments, and there gets to be a point when nobody cares except for grandma.

” The “like me” or “TBH” type stuff might be cool and edgy when you’re taking the first steps through the journey of puberty, but not much past that.If you’re an adult and posting this stuff, I have to question what you’re doing with your life.

These two people insist on having conversations on each other’s Facebook walls rather than a more personal (i.e.: reasonable) communication device.

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Within a day of accepting this person’s friend request, you’ll regret your decision

Every time I scroll through my newsfeed, I see at least one status about how “guys are pigs” or why “girls are bitches.”

“Ugh”, “FML”, “Days like these make me so depressed”

You obviously want people to ask what’s going on.

“Going to the ER”, “Totaled my car”

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If you’re going to the hospital or you have just been in an accident of some sort, you probably shouldn’t be making a status about it.

“Omg I know you have your phone on you, bitches need to text back damn”, “Smh why do people have to talk about me behind my back SAY IT TO MY FACE.”

“Just cleaned out my friends list, if you’re reading this, congrats!”

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