Everyone knows at least one anti-gun person, and those people love to argue.
Pro-gun people are no strangers to standing up for their ideas either, but you never see them crying about it. In fact, it’s more likely to find them pulling out some of their best pro-gun quotes and gun sayings.
You can always whip out the statistics – like that states with more gun control have higher murder rates, but where is the fun in listing cold, hard facts?
Of course, it’s great to win an argument, but it’s a lot more fun to push someone’s buttons. Are you prepared with enough funny gun quotes to take them on?
Check out these fifteen funny gun quotes and jot down some notes.
1. Rudyard Kipling
“A man can never have too much wine, too many books, or too much ammunition.”
2. Charley Reese
“If you believe in the right to life, then you must believe in the right to have the means to defend that life.”
3. Lynn Givens
“I do not carry a pistol so I can impose my will on someone else. I carry a pistol so someone else cannot impose their will on me.”
4. Lt. Col. Jeff Cooper
“An unarmed man can only flee from evil; and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.”
“Carry your gun – it’s a light burden than regret.”
6. Karl Denninger
“I am the first responder; because my alternative is to be the first victim.”
7. Doug Patton
“Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil.”
8. Rory Miller
“It is better to avoid than to run: better to run than to de-escalate: better to de-escalate than to fight: better to fight than to die.”
9. George Mason
“I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few public officials.”
10. Noah Webster
“The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed.”
11. Massad Ayoob
“The only way to make sure the gun will always be there when you need it is to always carry it.”
12. Clint Eastwood
“I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.”
13. Charlie Crist
“I’m pro-life. I’m pro-gun. I’m pro-family. And I’m pro-business.”
14. Matt Servitto
“I’m not anti-gun or pro-gun, but if you put a gun in your hand, you feel different.”
15. Malcolm X
“The Constitution of the United States of America clearly affirms the right of every American citizen to bear arms. And as Americans, we will not give up a single right guaranteed under the Constitution.”
Funny Gun Quotes and More
Now that you’ve read these quotes, you can arm yourself with more than your weapon – you’ve got wisdom on your side. You’re ready to do battle at the next family gathering. This is why they say never to discuss religion or politics at the table.