Top 20+ Funny Status For You

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I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.

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A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.
LET’S F_UCK – All I need is U.’

You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.

May god bless you, sick and shameful life.

Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

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My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in ass.

People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.

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I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.

I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.

When your girlfriend picks a restaurant that is very costly, you just say “Oh yeah, that’s where the really cute girl works”.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Problem with this generation is we first search for a Lover & then fall in Love.

Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.

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Graduation – The process changing one’s status from “Student” to “Unemployed”.

I just need a good Wifi and Wife.

A Good Date ends with Dinner. An Awesome Date ends with Breakfast

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Sometimes if your best friend is in love with someone, start finding love. Or a new best friend.

It’d rather be dead than cool.

Sometime I dream in my dreams.

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Look at you, Mirror not lying.

Don’t underestimate the power of a crying girl friend.

Who are you & why should I care.

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Here I’m! What are your other two wishes?

I burn Calories thinking about thinking about dieting.

God Please…if you can’t make me slim….Make my friends Fat.

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My husband thinks I’m crazy, whereas he is the one who married me.

After Tuesday, even the Calendar goes W T F.

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

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God made every person different but he got tired by the time he got to China.

I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.

Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

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I’m not saying you are stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we are not real friends.

Being ugly on the inside should change how you look on the outside.

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I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful
girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 

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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉

Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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Can’t talk, telepathy only!

Read books instead of reading my status!

SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

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My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

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It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

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In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

I hate men but I’m not lesbian.


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